Tooth Fairy Lore Enthusiast Gifts

Dodgy dealings with the tooth fairy.

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Calcium Deposits.

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."