Tooth Fairy Gifts

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Dentristry medicine.'

"I'm always a nervous wreck before a visit to my accountant."

'To save your teeth you must visit me twice a year.'

Veterinary Dentist.

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out'.

'That should do it -- just don't bite any mailmen for the next few hours.'

"We're so sorry for your floss."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Improvised Dentistry.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."