Tooth Fairy Visits Gifts

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Calcium Deposits.

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