Tooth Fairy's Bff Gifts

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Veterinary Dentist.

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'