Tooth Fairy's Cousin Gifts

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'