Tooth Fairy Visits Prints

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'