Tooth Fairy For Adults Gifts

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Calcium Deposits.

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'