Tooth Fairy Pillows

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

'Dentristry medicine.'

"I'm always a nervous wreck before a visit to my accountant."

'To save your teeth you must visit me twice a year.'

Veterinary Dentist.

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out'.

'That should do it -- just don't bite any mailmen for the next few hours.'

"We're so sorry for your floss."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Improvised Dentistry.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'