Tooth Tale Lovers Prints

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"Remember toothache!!!"

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.