Tooth Tale Enthusiast Prints

'Oh! Yes doctor, that tooth, that's the one, yeees, there!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Remember toothache!!!"

Dentists who do appendectomies.

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'Dentristry medicine.'

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Statue of Liberty Flossing

'I love this place. Who else provides the little birdies to clean our teeth!'