Gentle Tune Enthusiast Gifts

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Champions league'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Little Piano

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Lord of the Strings.

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Yehudi Menuhin.

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Two musicians

Emmanuel Ax

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Robert Schumann

"It's time."

Predatory Pianos.

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

B flat

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

'Isn't that kind - playing mine and Henry's tune on hold!'

Man playing the flute