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'Now this man knew how to rock!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Champions league'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Little Piano

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

Robert Schumann

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Emmanuel Ax

Predatory Pianos.

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

B flat

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

Summer options for the young.

'Isn't that kind - playing mine and Henry's tune on hold!'

Spectrometer Blues