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'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'Dentristry medicine.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians