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Spectrometer Blues

Mozart on a computer,

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Computer Music

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

The rise of nano-technologies.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"I get the new phone, Timmy gets my phone, Annie gets his phone, Bobby gets her phone and you get his phone, dad, and you get to pay for it all."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Predatory Pianos.