Techie Tune Enthusiast Gifts

Spectrometer Blues

Mozart on a computer,

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Computer Music

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

The rise of nano-technologies.

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Yehudi Menuhin.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"I get the new phone, Timmy gets my phone, Annie gets his phone, Bobby gets her phone and you get his phone, dad, and you get to pay for it all."

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."