Tuning Aficionado Gifts

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Love birds playing a guitar.

Cello Concert

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Red hot little combo

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

A bird tweets along with a musician.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Flying Ear Specialist

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'