Tuning Aficionado Gifts

We discovered he's tone-deaf when he started to fine-tune the economy.

Yehudi Menuhin.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Cello Concert

Jimmy Page.

Love birds playing a guitar.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Red hot little combo

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

A bird tweets along with a musician.

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Flying Ear Specialist

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

Musician rushing to the conservatory.