Tiny Tunes Enthusiast Gifts

Little Piano

Baby Piano

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Headphone swing

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

Bass Clef

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Gramophone Headphone

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Two musicians

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Predatory Pianos.

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

B flat