Tidy Tune Lover Gifts

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'Champions league'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Little Piano

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

Stephen Collins Foster

"It's time."

Jimi Hendrix

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Emmanuel Ax

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Robert Schumann

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Predatory Pianos.