Tune Lover Gifts

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"I need to tinkle."

A Fairytale Update

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

George Michael

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

At the rock concert...

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Michael Jackson

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Spring Training

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')