Tooth Tune Lover Gifts

Teeth quartet

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Champions league'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

The Terror Of Folkenstein

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"It's time."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Emmanuel Ax

Predatory Pianos.