Show Tune Lover Gifts

In Deep Denial

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

"I do enjoy your cowboy songs, will,. I just thought every now & then I'd like to hear a show tune."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

Trial by Media

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Spoiler alert."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Menopause and the City

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Clownton Abbey

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

Alan Davies.

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Sue Perkins

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Richard Hammond.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

Big Brother - Final Series.

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

Dr. Phil cranks it up a notch.

Rowan Atkinson.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

'You're wasting your time here, Pal. They don't even know they're living.'