Showtune Lover Gifts

"Seriously? Broadway showtunes?"

Trial by Media

Marimba

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I need to tinkle."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Running

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Economy - USA.

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Situation Tragedy.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Beam me up. Scotty!

Aggression/Security

Extra Long-jump

The Little Drummer Boy.

Graph to find your IQ

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Menopause and the City

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Club DJ.

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Larry David

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Clownton Abbey