Loud Tunes Lover Gifts

'I'm a doctor of music. I believe you're playing in a very ill manner.'

At the rock concert...

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Jean Sibelius.

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Stephen Collins Foster

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

Soto