Looney Tunes Lovers Gifts

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

Lute

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

"And whose bright idea was it to name him Daffy?"

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Stephen Collins Foster

Robert Schumann

Jimi Hendrix

Psychiatrist gets out book entitled 'Kwazy Wabbits'

"It's time."

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Emmanuel Ax

"Do you miss the chase ever?"

Carol Singers

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

In Deep Denial

Teeth quartet

The Devil has the best Tunes. Jesus says: 'Oooh, cherry menthol flavour.'

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

Francesca Caccini

Playing the flute.

"Seriously? Broadway showtunes?"

Man leaving School of Music: They suggestd I switch from a violin to a CD player.

"I do enjoy your cowboy songs, will,. I just thought every now & then I'd like to hear a show tune."

'There will be outbreaks of muzak everywhere.'

'I'm a doctor of music. I believe you're playing in a very ill manner.'

"Now he loves soap operas and romance songs. What happened to the unreliable, unsupportive troublemaker I fell in love with?"