Loud Tunes Lover Prints

'I'm a doctor of music. I believe you're playing in a very ill manner.'

At the rock concert...

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'Teenage Beethoven.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Jean Sibelius.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

Jimi Hendrix

Stephen Collins Foster

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"It's time."

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.