Loud Music Lover Prints

At the rock concert...

Bagpipes for hire...fast relief from neighbors,in-laws,debtors and Hare Krishnas.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Impressing dad.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Omara Portuondo

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

A Fairytale Update

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Triangle

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."