Show Tunes Gifts

In Deep Denial

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Mozart on a computer,

Trojan Hurdler.

Succession 2

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Little Piano

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'It's for show and tell!'

"It's a Plodcast!"

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

Riding School Accidents

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

'You gotta be kidding me!'

A dance line of women is lined up as a firing squad to kill me with their shoes.