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In Deep Denial

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Mozart on a computer,

Trojan Hurdler.

Succession 2

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Little Piano

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'It's for show and tell!'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"It's a Plodcast!"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

Riding School Accidents

Touch Gig

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

'You gotta be kidding me!'