Tv Theme Tune Collector T-Shirts

"Fair warning, if it's an open casket, this will play the theme from Wheel of Fortune until it's closed."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Check out this new store."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Musical genres

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

The Troubadour

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

Mozart

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Classical music on car commerical

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

Unreasonable Dad

"Welcome to hell!"

Okay

In Deep Denial

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

'How does 'Oh Brother Get You Out Of Here' grab you?'

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

'And now, a list of today's professional athlete felony assaults....'

'You're singing that I have the best deals in town, but all I'm hearing is cognitive dissonance.'

"I do enjoy your cowboy songs, will,. I just thought every now & then I'd like to hear a show tune."

"Hey Bob...you get that shirt at the Rolling Stones concert?" "Before the concert...when they gave me the bill for the tickets...this is the face I made."