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"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Towny Music Night.

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

Munster Island.

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Georg Frideric Handel

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

'Tonight it's "sneezy hour".'

Singer

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

"The food's fine, but the theme's a little over done."

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

"Welcome to hell!"

'Dang! - I've got that 'Sesame Street' theme song stuck in my head again!'

Okay

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

In Deep Denial

"Do you want the volume set to barely audible dialogue or overwhelming loud music?"

'Write me a theme song and rig it so it plays when people enter my office.'

'Themed night is next week.'

'It's your final warning: Quit playing 'The Beverly Hillbillies' theme song.'

Football fan looks at optician's chart which is all Ds. 'That's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

'You're singing that I have the best deals in town, but all I'm hearing is cognitive dissonance.'