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'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Violinist.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

Those microphones sound great

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

"Welcome to hell!"

Okay

'Dang! - I've got that 'Sesame Street' theme song stuck in my head again!'

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

In Deep Denial

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

'Industrial Real Estate' fine tuning 'Distribution'

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

Football fan looks at optician's chart which is all Ds. 'That's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

'It's your final warning: Quit playing 'The Beverly Hillbillies' theme song.'

'You're singing that I have the best deals in town, but all I'm hearing is cognitive dissonance.'

'Hello, Disneyland? -- I'd like to talk to somebody about political asylum.'

"Fair warning, if it's an open casket, this will play the theme from Wheel of Fortune until it's closed."

There are lots of great songs about cities, San Francisco, New York, Chicago, Oswego

"So that's another show tune that sounds great on the accordion."