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'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Check out this new store."

'Champions league'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Towny Music Night.

I love Marimba

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Mozart

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

'Tonight it's "sneezy hour".'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn