Theme Tune Listener Gifts

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Check out this new store."

'Champions league'

Towny Music Night.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

I love Marimba

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Mozart

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"It's time."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

'Tonight it's "sneezy hour".'

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.