Theme Song Enthusiast Gifts

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Love birds playing a guitar.

Nick Cave

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Art Garfunkel.

Towny Music Night.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

Sale - Eyepod.

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Georg Frideric Handel

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"All you need is love."

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.