Theme Song Enthusiast Pillows

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Love birds playing a guitar.

Towny Music Night.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Georg Frideric Handel

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

Two musicians

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.