Theme Music Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

Towny Music Night.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Richard Taruskin

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Georg Frideric Handel

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

'Tonight it's "sneezy hour".'

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

"The food's fine, but the theme's a little over done."

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

Ennio Morricone

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

"Welcome to hell!"

Tooters.

Of all the rabbits on Furbal Street, Lester was the least imaginative.

Couple dressed as cheese and wine. 'Well I'm sorry but I thought it was like a toga party.'

'Themed night is next week.'

"Do you want the volume set to barely audible dialogue or overwhelming loud music?"