Theme Tune Collector Gifts

'You're singing that I have the best deals in town, but all I'm hearing is cognitive dissonance.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Check out this new store."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"What are you doing?"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Musical Pipe

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Little Piano

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

Mozart

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"I heard they got back together."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'What are you in for?'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Conductor in prompt box.

"It's time."

Shuffle Shame

"Mum, have you seen my rap cds anywhere."

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

Classical music on car commerical

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

John Lennon and Barry White in heaven arguing over who is the Walrus.

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."