Theme Tune Collector Pillows

'You're singing that I have the best deals in town, but all I'm hearing is cognitive dissonance.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Check out this new store."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Musical Pipe

Little Piano

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"What singing? That's my ringtone."

'What are you in for?'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Mozart

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Conductor in prompt box.

"Mum, have you seen my rap cds anywhere."

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"I understand your cell phone is ringing. The 'Mexican hat dance'. That's my ring!"

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

Classical music on car commerical

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'If it's not stolen, you wanna explain the 'Meow' ringtone?'