Soundtrack Collector Pillows

Classical music on car commerical

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Musical genres

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Musical Pipe

Music Freak.

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

Musician

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

Mozart Clarinet

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Felix Mendelssohn

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

Music Collector.