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Classical music on car commerical

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Robert Fripp

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"What are you doing?"

Musical genres

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Robert Drake

Musical Pipe

Musician

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

Music Freak.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

Mozart Clarinet

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Rod Stewart

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'