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'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

'I really do wish you'd get rid of that Reville ringtone.'

Movies vs. Films

Music producers.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Brat"

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

"You're dragging the beat."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Georg Frideric Handel

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Classical music on car commerical

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

Ennio Morricone

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

Hi, Emily. Can you come over? I'm picking out my top outfits for school. I want to look good and � There's no one here to show them to.

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

i-plod.

"School would be more exciting with a sound track."