Music Library Curator T-Shirts

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"Brat"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

My own museum.

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Mozart Clarinet

Literary Dogs.

Round the Clock

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

'Michelangelo!'