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"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Board Game Hunter

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"What are you doing?"

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Brat"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

My own museum.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Mozart Clarinet

Rod Stewart

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Literary Dogs.

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Round the Clock

'Not the Adam Ant!'

"I heard they got back together."

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."