Soundtrack Curator Gifts

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

'I really do wish you'd get rid of that Reville ringtone.'

Music producers.

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

"Brat"

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

"You're dragging the beat."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Georg Frideric Handel

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Classical music on car commerical

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

Ennio Morricone

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

"School would be more exciting with a sound track."

i-plod.

"Hang on - I'm putting together a cool playlist for the life raft."