Soundtrack Analyst Gifts

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

We never roam anymore.

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'Yes, I know the Beatles said 'all you need is love,' but they also said 'just give me money.''

Woke Jersey Shore

'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Felix Mendelssohn

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

"You're dragging the beat."

Georg Frideric Handel

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

Richard Taruskin

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Pension Matters

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

Remember, he's simple - It's not WHAT you bark at him, it's the TONE you use when you bark at him.

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

Classical music on car commerical

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

Cagey Bea

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

Ennio Morricone

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"School would be more exciting with a sound track."