Soundtrack Analyst T-Shirts

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

Woke Jersey Shore

'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

Felix Mendelssohn

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

"You're dragging the beat."

Richard Taruskin

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

Georg Frideric Handel

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Pension Matters

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Classical music on car commerical

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

Cagey Bea

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

Ennio Morricone

Man awoke by phone in a dream

"School would be more exciting with a sound track."

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