Theme Tune Fan Pillows

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Turmoil change.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Easter bunny Island.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"When I was seventeen..."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Cleaner and sculpture

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

Where we Get Muzak...

The toytown mafia at work.

Okay

Two ladies practising the trombones.

"Surprise!"

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

'You just missed him...can I take a message?'

Praying mantis rock band sings about dysfunctional family.

'You're singing that I have the best deals in town, but all I'm hearing is cognitive dissonance.'

'John, who are these people?'

"Fair warning, if it's an open casket, this will play the theme from Wheel of Fortune until it's closed."