Orwellian Theme Fan Pillows

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Double Speak

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

You are what you collect.

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

Room 101 Tax Inspection

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

Big Brother 1948-1984

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

The toytown mafia at work.

"Surprise!"

"Not chocolate again!"

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

Patio Melt

Have you been naughty or nice?

Project 2025

'You just missed him...can I take a message?'

'How many times do I have to tell you? Only wake me up if he has an Orwellian nightmare. I don't need to know about the other kinds.'

'Some people use woolly worms to predict harsh winters. So what if I take it a step further?'

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

Big Brother.