Orwellian Theme Fan Gifts

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Big Charmer Is Watching

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Promises Kept

Double Speak

You are what you collect.

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Big Brother 1948-1984

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

Patio Melt

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

The toytown mafia at work.

"Not chocolate again!"

"Surprise!"

Have you been naughty or nice?

'Some people use woolly worms to predict harsh winters. So what if I take it a step further?'

'You just missed him...can I take a message?'

Project 2025

'How many times do I have to tell you? Only wake me up if he has an Orwellian nightmare. I don't need to know about the other kinds.'

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.