Orwell Fan Gifts

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Project 2025

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

100 best beheadings

'No kidding?... That little place is H.G. Wells' birthplace?'

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Big Bird Brother

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

What Started the Incident at Roswell

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Double Speak

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

George Orwell.

Room 101 Tax Inspection

"I think it needs a re-draft."

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

Big Brother 1948-1984

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

"This project is working well, going forward."

"There doesn't seem to be an end to the Eighties revival."

'I was an overachiever.'

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?

Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad - Three Legs OK: Bloomin Middle Ground Politics.

Bitter Bob felt completely ignored by the system. And yet there he was on the surveillance tape, plain as day.

Ostrich burrying his head in the golf course.

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.