Orwell Fan Gifts

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Big Charmer Is Watching

Project 2025

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

100 best beheadings

'No kidding?... That little place is H.G. Wells' birthplace?'

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Big Bird Brother

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Promises Kept

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

What Started the Incident at Roswell

Double Speak

The War Against Imagination

Big Brother 1948-1984

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

George Orwell.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"I think it needs a re-draft."

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

Big bowling ball is watching you.

"There doesn't seem to be an end to the Eighties revival."

'We may be pigs, Henry, but at least we're not Capitalist pigs.'

"This project is working well, going forward."

'I was an overachiever.'

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?