Orwell Enthusiasts Gifts

'No, son, Big Brother can't watch everything...that's why he has a DVR.'

'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Big Bird Brother

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

'He says he comes from a planet the size of Wales, dear.'

Double Speak

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

Big Brother 1948-1984

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

George Orwell.

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

"I think it needs a re-draft."

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

"There doesn't seem to be an end to the Eighties revival."

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?

Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad - Three Legs OK: Bloomin Middle Ground Politics.

Burying our heads in the sand

Bitter Bob felt completely ignored by the system. And yet there he was on the surveillance tape, plain as day.

Big Brother.

Project 2025

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.